Find out what’s really in the court record — before you spend thousands.

AI built for one job: Texas convictions after the trial is over. It reads every page of your loved one’s record, asks the questions a post-conviction lawyer asks, and shows you only what it can prove with the exact words from the record — page and line. If a quote isn’t really there, it never reaches you. Explained in plain English. $299. One price, no per-page fees.

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A lawyer charges about $3,000 just to read the file and tell you if a writ is worth pursuing. Full representation runs $15,000 or more. Most families decide blind — or don’t decide at all.

Why not just upload it to ChatGPT?

You can. Here is what you would be missing.

  • ChatGPT reads your files and gives you an answer.We check every answer against your record. If a quote isn’t really there, it’s thrown out before you see it.
  • ChatGPT answers the questions you know to ask.We ask the questions a Texas post-conviction lawyer asks — six checks, run on every page.
  • ChatGPT can sound sure when it’s wrong — and you can’t tell.Every finding shows the page and the exact words, so you and your lawyer can see it for yourselves.
  • ChatGPT gives you a chat.We give you a report a lawyer can work from — and the deadline math that says how much time is left.

How it works

  1. 1Answer a few questions (free).
  2. 2Send the court documents — we show you how to get every one, step by step, and you can upload photos taken with your phone.Read the free guide: how to get each document, what it looks like, and what it costs
  3. 3Get your report: plain-English findings plus a packet any lawyer can use.

Most reviews are ready within 10 business days of your documents being complete.

What we look for

  • Mistakes the trial lawyer may have madeBacked by page-and-line citations you can verify.
  • Evidence the State didn’t turn overBacked by page-and-line citations you can verify.
  • Forensic science that’s since been discreditedBacked by page-and-line citations you can verify.
  • Sentence and jail-time-credit errorsBacked by page-and-line citations you can verify.
  • Deadlines that still matter — including "if the lawyer never filed the appeal you asked for, that itself can be a claim"Backed by page-and-line citations you can verify.
  • Jury selection problemsBacked by page-and-line citations you can verify.

AI built for this job. Quality gates check every report, and anything that looks off goes to a person before it reaches you.

  • Every quote is re-verified word-for-word against your documents before delivery.
  • The method was evaluated against real Texas cases and signed off by a licensed Texas attorney.
  • If we find nothing worth pursuing, we say so plainly — we don’t sell hope.

Your report, two parts

Part A is for you: what we reviewed, what we found, what it means, and what to do next — in plain English. Part B is for your lawyer: every finding with volume, page, and line citations, a timeline, and source excerpts.

Whatever we find — including nothing — we tell you straight, and there is always a next step.

$299 · one price

  • Up to 5,000 pages
  • All six checks
  • Quality gates on every report — human review when anything looks off
  • Both report parts, yours to keep
  • Secure handling, deleted on request

More pages: $49 per additional 2,500 — we ask first, never surprise you. Re-run with new documents: $99. For comparison: an attorney review runs ~$3,000; medical second opinions $975–$2,000.

Refund policy: if we can’t read your records, we tell you before we analyze — and you choose re-upload or refund.

This is not for every case

Fits: a Texas felony conviction, the appeal decided (or never filed), and a family ready to gather the documents.

Not for: death-penalty cases (you have a right to appointed counsel), cases still on direct appeal (come back after it’s decided), or out-of-state and federal convictions.

Questions families ask

Is this legal advice?

No. This is a detailed review of court records — information to help you and a lawyer decide what to do next. We are not a law firm, and no attorney-client relationship is created. We never recommend filing anything on your own; a report is something to take to a lawyer.

Couldn't I just upload the record to ChatGPT?

You can upload the files — the problem is what happens next. Nothing checks the chatbot's answer against the record, so a made-up quote or a wrong page number looks exactly like a real one, and it only looks for the problems you already know to ask about. Our system runs six checks a Texas post-conviction lawyer would run, on every page, and every finding must carry the exact words from your record — then each quote is re-checked against the document before you see it. Anything that fails is removed. In Texas, the first writ is effectively the only writ; that's why the checking matters more than the reading.

What if the news is bad?

We tell you straight, with dignity, and there is always a next step — whatever we find, including nothing.

What documents do I need — and what if I can't get them?

After you buy, a short interview builds your personal checklist, and every item comes with "here’s how to get it" guidance. If there was a direct appeal, the trial transcript usually already exists. Our free guide explains each document, what it looks like, and what it costs.

Who sees our records?

Your records are encrypted, seen only by our review team, kept 12 months, and deleted sooner on request.

How long does it take?

Your review clock starts when your documents are complete — we tell you the moment that happens, and we email you at every step.

¿Está disponible en español?

Sí — toque «Español» arriba y todo el sitio cambia de idioma. Su reporte se entrega en inglés por ahora; la versión en español viene pronto.

Snot Nose Legal is not a law firm and does not provide legal advice. Reports are information about court records, prepared by AI built for this purpose, checked by automated quality gates and reviewed by staff when needed, for use in consultation with a licensed attorney.

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